Patrick Vs. 3 Ninjas Kick Back
Rob and Chia begged Patrick to stop playing this. But Patrick will stop at nothing to beat this mediocre SNES action game.
Streams & Podcasts
My Turn - Ocean's Twelve
After the original Ocean's, a vanity project that followed the Rat Pack around Vegas, what if they made a vanity project that followed the Ocean's Eleven crew around Europe?
Beyond the Credits in Blue Prince
Natalie and Rob are continuing their exploration of Mount Holly. Will they uncover the deepest lore, or be met with a bunch of really unfortunate RNG?
Articles
This Week at Remap
Sickness and departures are likely to make for a bumpy road this week.
The Invisible Axe
At least 1,600 employees at Xbox will lose their jobs over the next year and change. Rob and Patrick discuss what it's like to work under dark clouds.
Zoroark and the Invention of Lying
Plumbing the depths of Pokémon Champions, and the deceitful mind of a competitive player.
This Week at Remap
In which Team Remap will, once again, convene at Rob's "compound."
Far From Home
Patrick recently dropped his kid off at camp, which got him wondering: when was the first time you were away from your parents?
RIP to a King
A tribute to a Chicago Bulls legend.
It Happened to Me: a 3D Printer Turned Me into a Miniatures Wargaming Sicko
Violent little dudes.
007 First Light Justifies Both James Bond and Itself
Fully equipped with a license to kill, a budget, and expertise.
This Week at Remap
June 8-12 2026: SGF, First Light, and how 3D printing carries a risk of developing sicko habits.
Due to Ongoing Market Conditions
The best time to buy something was six months ago. The next best time to buy something is...five years from now? Rob and Patrick reflect on the ongoing pricing crisis that makes predicting your financial decisions so much harder now.
Mina the Hollower’s Long Journey Underground Is Over
The unlikely story of a mouse becoming the hopeful savior for a virtual world—and a real one.
Swim in the Wreckage: Subnautica 2 Early Access
Ecocide, techno-serfdom, and evolution at the bottom of the sea.
Welcome to Widow's Bay. Please Leave.
In which Rob and Patrick gush over the new Apple TV show that's more horror than comedy, except when it's more comedy than horror.
The People vs. Bubsy 4D
The developers behind Bubsy 4D make their case for pushing the platforming genre into expressive new directions—and forgiving Bubsy 3D's sins.
Zero Parades and a Bleak Espionage Triumph
This spy will self-destruct in ten seconds.