Dark Scrolls, Sadly, Doesn't Have the Juice
Janet and Patrick dip into the new action platformer Dark Scrolls, from the developers of Gato Roboto and Gunbrella, before exploring frogs and vaulting.
Streams & Podcasts
Sports! — We’re So Back, It’s So Over
Has it really been [checks notes] four months since an episode of Sports!? Don’t worry, your patience will be rewarded, especially if you wait until the end,...
Memento Mori, Puzzlemasters
Our resident puzzlemasters contemplate the end of all things as they unlock further and further mysteries in the chambers of Mount Holly.
Articles
Zoroark and the Invention of Lying
Plumbing the depths of Pokémon Champions, and the deceitful mind of a competitive player.
This Week at Remap
In which Team Remap will, once again, convene at Rob's "compound."
Far From Home
Patrick recently dropped his kid off at camp, which got him wondering: when was the first time you were away from your parents?
RIP to a King
A tribute to a Chicago Bulls legend.
It Happened to Me: a 3D Printer Turned Me into a Miniatures Wargaming Sicko
Violent little dudes.
007 First Light Justifies Both James Bond and Itself
Fully equipped with a license to kill, a budget, and expertise.
This Week at Remap
June 8-12 2026: SGF, First Light, and how 3D printing carries a risk of developing sicko habits.
Due to Ongoing Market Conditions
The best time to buy something was six months ago. The next best time to buy something is...five years from now? Rob and Patrick reflect on the ongoing pricing crisis that makes predicting your financial decisions so much harder now.
Mina the Hollower’s Long Journey Underground Is Over
The unlikely story of a mouse becoming the hopeful savior for a virtual world—and a real one.
Swim in the Wreckage: Subnautica 2 Early Access
Ecocide, techno-serfdom, and evolution at the bottom of the sea.
Welcome to Widow's Bay. Please Leave.
In which Rob and Patrick gush over the new Apple TV show that's more horror than comedy, except when it's more comedy than horror.
The People vs. Bubsy 4D
The developers behind Bubsy 4D make their case for pushing the platforming genre into expressive new directions—and forgiving Bubsy 3D's sins.
Zero Parades and a Bleak Espionage Triumph
This spy will self-destruct in ten seconds.
Meltdowns
In which Patrick and Rob exchange stories about, well, emotions.
The Ultimate Backlog Item
Rob and Patrick pose each other a simple question: given enough time, what video game—or type of video game—would you pass the hours with?