Janet and Patrick's Platforming Journey Enters the "Weird N64 Zone"
You might think we're playing games like Super Mario 64, but you'd be wrong. We're starting with Glover.
Streams & Podcasts
HOA - Do the Goo
Rob and Patrick talk about arborists and the difficulty of knowing who to listen to when it comes to caring for your yard, and Rob explains why he thinks some landscapers are a menace.
Rob's Thinking About Rome...And Tractors
Rob's ready to contemplate Nova Roma, as well as new frontiers in (expensive) lawncare equipment.
Articles
Zero Parades and a Bleak Espionage Triumph
This spy will self-destruct in ten seconds.
This Week at Remap
Tales from the yard in HOA, yearning for N64 platformers, respecting the tradition of sim golf, and much more.
Meltdowns
In which Patrick and Rob exchange stories about, well, emotions.
The Ultimate Backlog Item
Rob and Patrick pose each other a simple question: given enough time, what video game—or type of video game—would you pass the hours with?
Every Good Story Needs a Banging Soundtrack
Mixtape is Life Is Strange (absent the supernatural) by way of John Hughes, a game where its developers tried to translate teenage angst into a controller.
Amberspire: A Fascinating, Incomplete Take on the City-Builder
Look on my dice, ye mighty, and roll.
The Clowns and Criminals of Titanium Court
The video game equivalent of an onion. An onion full of fairies, match 3, and baseball references.
An Alternate Life
A Remap reader asks Rob and Patrick a tough question: if you didn't have the life that you have now, what might it have looked like?
Remap Recommends, Volume XXI
A little capitalism critique by way of Park Chan-Wook, some corporate thrillers, and a different view of Hell.
Changing Tunes
Patrick and Rob chat about what's piping through their headphones and speakers, now that the weather is warming up.
Fake It Until You Make It: The Story of Minishoot’ Adventures
A tale of two cousins—one who was allowed to play video games, and one who wasn't—who decided to chase a silly dream. And pulled it off.
Tiny Little Pills
Welcome to your 40s, the time in your life where you—including Rob and Patrick—start being told "so, uh, this is just how things are now?"
The Developers Behind 1000xResist Are Back And Tackling AI
1000xResist tried to capture a truth about the early days of COVID-19. Now, its creators are turning their attention to artificial intelligence. And CAPCHAs.
The Death of Jerry
Patrick comes to Rob with grave news about the cleaning robot in their house, which prompts a conversation about the tools and toys in our house that we cannot live without.
DLSS 5 Is an Aesthetic Abomination. It’s Also a Technical Failure
The devils in the details.