The Janet and Chia Cleaning Crew Is Coming Through
Who wouldn't want to live in a world where you can just vacuum your problems away? Join Janet and Chia as they explore the power fantasy of having a clean house!
Streams & Podcasts
My Turn - Ocean's Eleven (1960)
We're returning to the original Ocean's Eleven (1960), a vanity project meant to take advantage of the Rat Pack's various Vegas residencies.
Remap Radio: Beard Boys Everywhere
Alas, it’s time to say goodbye to another round of trailermania, but in the meantime, there’s so much for Rob, Patrick, Janet, and Chia to discuss.
Articles
This Week at Remap
It's demo time. It's Summer Game Fest diary time. It's more Blue Prince time.
RIP to a King
A tribute to a Chicago Bulls legend.
It Happened to Me: a 3D Printer Turned Me into a Miniatures Wargaming Sicko
Violent little dudes.
007 First Light Justifies Both James Bond and Itself
Fully equipped with a license to kill, a budget, and expertise.
This Week at Remap
June 8-12 2026: SGF, First Light, and how 3D printing carries a risk of developing sicko habits.
Due to Ongoing Market Conditions
The best time to buy something was six months ago. The next best time to buy something is...five years from now? Rob and Patrick reflect on the ongoing pricing crisis that makes predicting your financial decisions so much harder now.
Mina the Hollower’s Long Journey Underground Is Over
The unlikely story of a mouse becoming the hopeful savior for a virtual world—and a real one.
Swim in the Wreckage: Subnautica 2 Early Access
Ecocide, techno-serfdom, and evolution at the bottom of the sea.
Welcome to Widow's Bay. Please Leave.
In which Rob and Patrick gush over the new Apple TV show that's more horror than comedy, except when it's more comedy than horror.
The People vs. Bubsy 4D
The developers behind Bubsy 4D make their case for pushing the platforming genre into expressive new directions—and forgiving Bubsy 3D's sins.
Zero Parades and a Bleak Espionage Triumph
This spy will self-destruct in ten seconds.
Meltdowns
In which Patrick and Rob exchange stories about, well, emotions.
The Ultimate Backlog Item
Rob and Patrick pose each other a simple question: given enough time, what video game—or type of video game—would you pass the hours with?
Every Good Story Needs a Banging Soundtrack
Mixtape is Life Is Strange (absent the supernatural) by way of John Hughes, a game where its developers tried to translate teenage angst into a controller.
Amberspire: A Fascinating, Incomplete Take on the City-Builder
Look on my dice, ye mighty, and roll.